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Truth in advertising 
21st-Sep-2005 02:47 pm

I love trying out new bizarre drinks at Uwijamaya. This one isn't particularly bizarre (just tastes like lemonade) - that is, until you read the label.

Lets see if you can identify what's wrong with this product.

21st-Sep-2005 02:59 pm (UTC)
hahahaha, that's great.

Always read the fine print.
21st-Sep-2005 03:09 pm (UTC)
But...but...but... *scratches head*
21st-Sep-2005 03:47 pm (UTC)
First thought: "jesus christ, you'll be dead of vitamin C"
Second thought: "hey, wait a second..."
21st-Sep-2005 04:49 pm (UTC)
I didn't get it. I stared at it a while, couldn't figure out what you were talking about.

Did you piss yellow? If so, it was high in Vitamin C, no matter what it says!
21st-Sep-2005 08:27 pm (UTC) - that just might burn a hole in your stomach...
and if it's "70 lemons worth of Vitamin C", why is it 0% of the recommended daily value? :)
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