I make beef jerky now and then. Made some last night, gnawing on it now.

I always think “oh, Dad would like some of this. Maybe my neighbor, too.” But once I start eating a few pieces, I end up devouring an entire batch. I think I’ve given it away *one* time, and that was because I couldn’t think of a x-mas present.

I’m totally getting colorectal cancer, but it’s soooo worth it.